SOLANA'S MOST RECOGNIZABLE SUSPECT

WOJAKWANTED

The face you know.
The suspect they cannot forget.

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SUBJECT: WOJAKDO NOT FORGET THIS FACE

WANTED

EXHIBIT A / THE SILENT TREATMENT

01 / SUBJECT BIOGRAPHY

A familiar face.
An unfamiliar file.

They brought him in for questioning. He brought the same expression he has worn through every long night on the internet.

Wojak has seen the highs, survived the lows, and somehow ended up in the lineup. Nobody knows who filed the report. Everybody recognizes the face.

Now his case has landed on Solana. The charge? Being impossible to erase from meme history. The community is his alibi.

ALIAS$WANTED

KNOWN FORFeeling everything

LAST SEENOn Solana

STATEMENTStill processing.

03 / ITEMS ON THE RECORD

Repeat offender.

Three things the file cannot explain away.

An unforgettable face

Not polished. Not heroic. Just the tired, human expression that made a thousand memes feel personal.

A Solana case file

$WANTED lives on Solana and launches on Pump.fun. One address ties the entire record together.

The internet is his alibi

Every shared image adds another page to the story. The file stays open because the memes keep coming.

04 / THE EVIDENCE ROOM

Five scenes.
Same suspect.

From the interview room to the cell block. Inspect each frame in full screen.

The same weary Wojak seen behind metal prison bars in warm light — EXHIBIT B / BEHIND THE BARSSTILL NO CONFESSION

EXHIBIT C / ANOTHER ANGLESAME EXPRESSION

OFFICER'S NOTE

You can lock
the door.
Not the meme.

The subject has declined to explain his expression. The expression has explained everything.

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Wojak alone beside a police car at night under red and blue lights — EXHIBIT D / NIGHT SHIFTNO OTHER SUSPECTS

05 / YOUR TURN TO REVIEW

Read the charges.
Make the call.

An unofficial verdict for the internet's most familiar suspect.

CHARGE / MEME MISCONDUCT

Accused of feeling too much.

Exhibit after exhibit shows the same face reacting to an internet that never sleeps. No evidence of moving on has been found.

RELEASED BY THE COMMUNITY

06 / THE ONCHAIN RECORD

Know the address.

The official $WANTED contract. Keep the right record in your wallet.

SOLANA CONTRACT ADDRESS

SOON

STEP 01

Bring a Solana wallet

Use a Solana wallet such as Phantom or Solflare, with SOL ready for the swap and network fees.

STEP 02

Open the token record

Visit the official $WANTED page on Pump.fun using the button below. Check its address against this record.

STEP 03

Choose your amount

Connect your wallet on Pump.fun, enter the amount, and review the transaction in your wallet.

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08 / THE COMMUNITY IS HIS ALIBI

Keep the
case alive.

Bring your memes. Bring your theories. Wojak has nothing to say, so the internet will have to speak for him.

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EXHIBIT E / WAITING ROOMCASE: OPEN

WOJAKWANTED

A familiar face.
An unfamiliar file.

Look familiar?